August 7, 2008

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  news of the day

  http://www.appleactionews.com/site/art_main.cfm?&iss_id=20080807&sec_id=6996647&art_id=11443602&dis_type=text&media_id=1

  I figure I have to do a post for this link since most of you would not know how to read chinese.

  it basically translates to below:

  At around 12midnight, a 40 year old man was exercising on a park bench at a park near his residence. The man was performing push ups with his genital exposed. While he was performing push up, his genital will be by passing a inch diameter hole on the parkbench (please refer to picture). Unfortunately, during one of his odd "movement", his genital was stuck in the hole, and he was unable to remove his penis. He tried with blunt force, and it only hurt more. The 40 year old started screaming due to enormous pain, it startled a few pedestrians near by and they subsequently called 999 (equivalent to 911) for assistance.

  When the Firemen arrived, man's penis was still throbbing and it would not deflate, fireman was not sure what they can do to help. After a short discussion, they called in 2 medical experts and also 2 doctors stationed at the near by hospital to the scene to assit with the rescue. Doctors had to insert 2 needles to remove blood from throbbing penis and try to get it to deflate on its own. At the end, Fireman had to cut the bench out from its stands, together with the bench, he was sent to the hospital for further treatment.

  According to Firemen, it was believe the victim had been taking drug similar to viagra before "exercising"

  what a lunatic.. he wanted to fark a park bench!? shxt, there are so many wierdos here in HK.

   

   

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